Naked Trump Statues Swing Into Action

Nobody likes body-shaming, and we certainly don’t need this year’s presidential election to get even less dignified. But when life-sized* naked Donald Trump statues mysteriously appear in cities around the country, well, we have to firmly point it out.

Trump, after all, actually discussed the size of his penis in a debate. His candidacy is full of retrograde machismo. The New York City Parks Department clearly thought the same thing when it issued this statement about the removal of a statue from Union Square Park: