Can We Cool It With the Pop Culture Petitions, Please?

According to the latest update from ShtGvr–an app that ranks how many shits the world could give about a particular topic, and something I just totally made up–most users could only spare, on average, a total 1 out of 10 shits about what Britney Spears’ next album cover will look like. There are several reasons for this, though the main one might be that Spears, despite having made several culture-shifting singles and music videos, has never managed to put out an album cover that didn’t appear as though it was made in either a state-fair photo booth or a factory that turns out Russian bootleg CDs (and also maybe bucket hats). Even with her numerous crimes against typography, few artists have been less controversial, and therefore less interesting, when it comes to album-cover aesthetics.